I can’t get him to give me his picks for the Puppi Bowl.

And he could care less who is singing in the Kitty Half-time show, even if he owns all of her albums.

This means you, Puppicasso!

He doesn’t care about reading signs, unless he wrote them himself.

He's a selective reader.

So, he dashes onto the baseball field.

So fast, he's a Fuzz Fly!

And plays every position…

Pupp Dugg Out

On the Pawball.

… and watches himself play ball from the stands.

Bleacher Bumpupp

And with a full count and one out left and bases loaded in the two-minute warning in the bottom of 9th quarter for sudden death penalty kicks and one more round and lap to go on the 18th hole…

Puppi in a pickle sliding and...

Stealing Home.

If home is where the heart is or somewhere adjacent, or even nearby then…

Puppicasso stole my heart home plate and the umpire called it safe (even if the ump still needs to sweep it up).

He became Puppi Hilton.

These are the Pupparazzi Pics.

Little did I know, that he was up to some wild table-dancing…

Despite his heavy partying, he decides to leave his wild ways behind

and find a great cause to fill the void that any period of excess can create.

He goes from being a Hilton to being a Good Samaritan.

Puppicasso sees this post, and gets the word out:

He is a stranger to Pali, but he hopes that posting this pole-post in this blog-post –

Pali’s family will find their lost friend.

Filed under: Puppicasso Predictions Tagged: 2012 Predictions, Cute, Dog, Good Samaritan, Hilton, Lost Dog ]]> http://blogstradamus.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/puppicasso-predictions-29/feed/ 0 blogstradamus Found Got here. Table #1 in the round Puppi-Go-Round Behind lost flyer http://blogstradamus.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/puppicasso-predictions-28/ http://blogstradamus.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/puppicasso-predictions-28/#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 08:26:56 +0000 blogstradamus http://blogstradamus.wordpress.com/?p=338 ]]> Puppicasso spent another weekend day of work with his momma.

This is what he looked like in the morning when I told him he had to go in:

MNS

Pupp needed a double es...

and a donut.

In spite of his reluctance, he knew he good make a good situation out of a boring one.  He decided to make a Puppicasso Prediction work for him, so for today, he threw on his PR hat and turned PP#28 into shameless “Puppi-Plugs”.

Puppi owns the Fire Plug Puppic Relations Firm.

XLR Plugs

Pupp doesn't listen to "His Master's Voice"...

... he speaks to it. He is his own Master's Voice.

 This blog was brought to you by (not really, just watch this stuff):

http://www.hulu.com/book-club

http://www.amctv.com/shows/breaking-bad

http://www.cbs.com/shows/a_gifted_man

And if you gotta a pooch in Los Angeles bring them to these auditions on Sunday:

http://www.naturalbalanceinc.com/events_new/WLTDO_auditions.html

That is it.

Thank You.

Signed,

Puppicasso

FlavaPupp

He is a rapping Pupp…he is always reciting and coming up with a “Hot 16.”

Puppi Checks himself, before he Wrecks himself.

He has to look away from the cuteness reflecting.

Once properly primped, he ready to display his mad skillz:

Puppi scribbles today's flow.

WTii?

The Answer is..

illy

"Right Ted? We Outta Here." - Bobby Brown

BUBBLE PUPPY (of course they spelled “Puppi” wrong.)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=054_ZvjFi5I

When Puppi was a musical artist in his former lifetime, he created two albums :

The Black Album.

The White Album.

Both are available on Vinyl, Cassette, and CD.

No mp3 downloads, though — his firewalls prevent uploading.

And don’t even try to Shazam him.

Run It Backwards and you will hear…

Puppi Sleeping and Lying on the Witness Stand.

This is what happens when you eat too many cookies and hang out with the Mahapuppi all night.  It will put you into a psychedelic state and break up the band, even if you are a solo act.

He wears a crown of ethernet cable.

He feels the need to be wireless today.  So off we go… Puppi Unplugged.

Puppicasso Sunrise

Puppi Reflective

Puppi Photo Enforced.

Puppi Waiting for the Cross.

Puppicasso Still Life Self-Portrait, titled "Still Waiting." (for sale by owner)

Ah, the glamour of snail mail.

Puppi Postage'

Puppi's Parking Meter runs like a cab's.

Puppi crushes cardboard and gets it in line.

Puppi longs to play in the playground.

Whipp Pan Pupp.

Puppicasso can put the past behind him.

Alas, the balls will be chased by another.

Now he is back home, to plug in and recharge for the night.

To truly measure how good being wireless feels, try being leashed.

He tells me not to disturb his viewing of the speeches.  He watches the Presidential teleprompter readings and claims that the SOU is an amazing workout video… way better than Puppi-90-x.

The squats he does every time the house applauds totally keeps his quads firm.

And don’t get him started on how the Republican Rebuttal Response shapes his rebutt.

He is exhausted now. He uses a faux fur pillow chair to support his chin.

Puppilow.

Glad this workout only happens once a year.

I suppose if I got rid of those two things I would gain clarity, but sometimes clarity is not necessarily achieved through free passages.

I am feeling very chemical and scientific today, not just from working on the show “Breaking Bad” since Season 2, but by the way my narrowing nasal passages are causing a tunnel vision for my tasks at hand today.

Puppi has seen me go to extreme means to be able to breathe but this might be too much for him to handle…

This is how I can pick up Pupp -- allergy free.

But, Puppicasso is not frightened by my Tyvek attire because he knows his periodic table of elements so well –

that’s where he gets most of his table scraps from.

Meet Puppiodic Chart Element #15, Phosphoruff!

Phosphoruff has given me an hypothesis to prove today:

Action figures are said to be mint if they remain in their original boxes.  Predict that this unbroken state will deem them useless for creating action.

He can be so serious when he is in research mode.

He consults the Pupp Table for his place in society – http://www.ptable.com/ and finds that he belongs the Nitrogen Group.  He knows that they have made some shady stock market deals in the past.  He is hoping to be part of the new generation of Nitrogens that will right those former wrongs.

And then on WikiPuppi,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphorus , he discovers his place in mythology…

He is the light bearer and the fertilizer essential for life.

If the amount of fertilizing he does in the morning is any indication…

Poopicasso Phosphoruff is single-handedly ensuring that plenty of pep is predicted to prosper.

( He couldn’t resist using Palliteration, please take pity on him.)

Puppicasso and I worked too late last night on our day job….

Pupp uses the floor at work for support.

Many people have different theories about how to cure a hangover.  With the football playwoofs over, and the teams for the Super Bowl in place, many losing fans are probably trying to nurse a few self-inflicted wounds with their own version of the HOTD.

For Puppicasso, it is simple:  there is nothing that shopping, stale popcorn and Dublin Dr Pepper can’t cure.

Dr Pup Dublin Picasso

He especially loves the imperial cane sugar in this blend of the soda drink.

He imbibes another cold Dublin.

He was very sad to find out today that the Dublin plant was closed forever last week.

http://www.gosanangelo.com/news/2012/jan/21/dr-pepper-falls-flat-in-dublin/

Now, he wishes he hadn’t drunk those two bottles so quickly.  He knows that some formulas for success and great flavors don’t come around that often…  Planets and Minds and Hearts have to align just so.

Puppicasso knew that the ultimate cure for too much work in my life was for me to take on another project.

This one was a great hair to put on ye’ ol’ career wounds that I had been nursing:

(Puppi enjoys taking hangover cures back to those Shakespearean times when that guy kept coining words and phrases. Who did he think he was anyway, Shakespeare?)

Pupp is a Pure Bibliophile.

The cure came to me over a post-wedding breakfast in Tuscon.  That project was Book Club which just premiered on Hulu today at 12:00 A.M. !

Noah Longo, Jessica Runck, and Katey Kowalik (the producers and directors of the series) are the type of folk that you want to work for — ones that appreciate and respect your time, energy, and ideas.

So, Puppicasso generously let me interrupt his blogging for a shameless plug of the series:

http://www.hulu.com/book-club

As the doors to the Dublin Dr Pepper plant closes, another Book Club opens.

And now I know that Puppicasso’s Hair of The Dog  is simply this — no matter how good or bad a work situation is, it is only temporary.

Gone are the days of gold watches and secured pensions… just move on to the next gig.

And I think Puppi already has.  He wandered down the hall where we work our day job, and found this show sign:

Puppicasso's new show.

Puppicasso was about to walk in the rain when I snapped his “Before” picture.  He yawned with excitement.

Uh oh, here comes the dreaded blow-dry.

He is philosophically opposed to using blow dryers.  It is not that he wants to conserve electricity, we all know that he is not green, in fact his fur is every shade but.  He looks like he had highlights put in his coat, but that rainbow is his real fur color.

He enjoys going natural and certainly doesn’t like the results of an un-dampening by technological means.

He believes in unfettered hair.

He knows that fresh air flow is the best technique to purge a Bad Hair Day.

Having a/ Bad Hair Day?/ Just Shake/ It Off!/ Or Smell/ Like/ Wet Dog/ Puppma-Shave.

(nothing beats free advertising)

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